Wednesday, April 12, 2006

There's not a damn thing "real" about it...


The location for the next season of "The Real World" has been chosen:
Denver.

Seriously, what is this? Like the 37th season? And the damned show gets less and less real every season:
"Let's take 7 overly-good looking kids that will look nothing like the kids that'll watch the show, and who are bound to fuck and fight, and then throw them into a million dollar home together. Rent free. And to keep things honest, we'll make them work for money....like at a TV or radio station or for an Arena Football team. No wait! How about at a club in Vegas or a cool marina in San Diego? That's 'real', right?"

Yeah, that's "real".

But now I guess it's time to start talking Alison into trying to get on camera somewhere in the background. That, and also to start petitioning MTV to have a season down here in the 'Boro.

Coming Fall 2015: "The Real World: Statesboro (because we ran out of other cities and New York won't let us come back after that nuclear meltdown thing...)"

**Tune back in tomorrow for my next installment of reminiscing and bitching about The Real World.**

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(I'd rather be on "Road Rules" anyhoo)

3 comments:

adubya said...

Does anyone actually still watch that show? I mean, come on, it's been like 20 years now, shouldn't it have died off by now?

Erin said...

It should have but all the little teenagers are obsessed with it. I'm pretty sure that MTV thinks Real World/ Road Rules is the only thing it's got going for them.

MTV=Music TV. Where's the music? Instead all they air are re-runs of crappy reality shows.

The Icon said...

It's not just teenagers. You would be shocked at how many adults that I work watch this shit.