I want YOU!!!

To join the Chuck Norris Fan Club!!

Well...there really isn't an official Chuck Norris Fan Club per se. But every time I see Chuck, I feel a little scared. Like I should join his Fan Club or receive a roundhouse kick as punishment.

Come to think of it, that might also be the initiation for the Club too. Maybe that's why there's no Fan Club. Everyone who's joined went through Chuck's initiation of a roundhouse kick and is now dead.

Chuck only wants the toughest of the tough to be in his Fan Club, his "Delta Force". A good roundhouse kick weeds out all the pansies and keeps the weak out of his Official Fan Club.

So until Chuck can find those tough enough to handle a roundhouse kick from him, Chuck will continue to be "A Force of One" in his own Fan Club.

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Join the Official Chuck Norris Fan Club (and survive) and receive the following great gifts (that will be delivered to your hospital room):

A vintage Chuck Norris Karate Kommando action figure

A personalized autograph from Chuck (Chuck demands you change your name to "John" if it isn't already. If it is already "John", change it to "Chuck" and then back to "John" before Chuck roundhouse kicks you for trying to change your name to "Chuck" to be like Chuck.)

A nifty ChuckNorris.com t-shirt (available only in "L" because that's what size Chuck is and no one is bigger than Chuck.)