I wasted a good 30 minutes or so at the Virtual Bar hangin' out with the girls, and I think the only drink I ordered was a beer. Use your imagination.
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2 comments:
Awwww, but that's no fun.
I usually don't bother to spend too much time on things like that at work, but I was just sooooo bored. And I didn't type in anything too bad while I was there.
Thanks for the looking out for me though.
Just...
Incredible...
And since I work at a beer company, Alison, is it okay for me to...
Nvermind. Probably not.
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