Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.

Everyone has their "Christmas movie." The one they watch every year at or around Christmas (or "the holidays", to be PC).

Mine is National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

There's just no beating Clark W. Griswald going balls out to celebrate Christmas.

"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse. "- Clark

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3 comments:

michelle said...

We watched that movie last night and enjoy it every year.

All the best for you and yours for the Holiday season and into 2006!

Erin said...

Santa Claus: The Movie

You know, the one with Dudley Moore as the elf who makes the candy canes that make you fly.

My family and I watch this movie every Christmas Eve. We havent missed a year since it came out on VHS in 1986.

D said...

Sweet!