The Future Overlord is now 5. And while I didn’t go and get him all liquored up and hire a prostitute, I did what could be considered the next best thing of giving him lots of scratchings, treats, and a chew bone that never stood a chance.
Maybe I’ll consider the booze and bitches a little more seriously next year. Or maybe that'll be my birthday.
So anyways... Happy Birthday, son. Daddy loves you.
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2 comments:
Best post ever
Yeah Brody seems to think so. Then again, he is an ego-maniacal, would-be dictator. But still, thanks.
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