Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Konichiwa! (the official introduction)

What if you had no control over your life?
What if it wasn't about destiny, fate, or even divine intervention?
What if every whimsical, tragic and random event to happen to you was just... someone else's entertainment?

Welcome to "Screw Big, Dumb American!"; an uber-popular Japanese game show wherein every aspect of big, dumb American Derek’s life is decided by game show hosts and an audience waiting to vote not only on the next tragedy to be visited upon Derek, but to gamble on how he'll react as well.

It's the biggest sensation to hit Japan since Fat Man and Little Boy….

It's “Screw Big, Dumb American!”

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