Tasteless jokes about death

Because I'm not feeling very creative today (or really have anything to say that can follow my last post), I just dceided to make fun of this article:

Trains kill father, son at same spot

Here's a few alternate headlines:
Like father, like son
Adding chlorine to Malaysian family's gene pool
Both father, son huge fans of "Final Destinantion" and "Superman"
Sense of timing does not run in family
Time not only thing cut short by shortcut
"If you put your ear to the tracks, you can hear the train coming..."
Malaysian Supermen NOT more powerful than locomotive
New Malaysian "X-treme" sport not very popular, successful
Study shows rednecks live in Malaysia too
Fucking retards.

"Don't try this at home" loses a little something in the Malaysian translation

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