Egg-cellent

Ah, Easter. A time for screwing up while dyeing eggs, biting the heads off chocolate bunnies, throwing up a shitload of Peeps, and more than the usual allotment of jackasses and douchebags dressed in pastel collared shirts.

But even with all of these warm and fuzzy things swirling around us like a basket of fake grass in a windstorm, we should really take the time to remember what we should all really be feeling:

Fear.



Always remember that “the Easter Bunny hates you”, kids.

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