Have Sam Jackson leave a message about Snakes on a Plane.
Life is motherfucking good.
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What if you had no control over your life? What if it wasn't about destiny, fate, or even divine intervention? What if every whimsical, tragic and random event to happen to you was just... someone else's entertainment? Well, that’d be my life. Welcome, to “Screw Big, Dumb American!”
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Previously on "SBDA!"...
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2006
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August
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- You received a “C”. And for that… you die!
- Damned if I do, damned if I don’t.
- Major Horseshit
- Things I wish my father would’ve taught me
- Harry and the Al-Nassars
- Not exactly the Jerky Boys…
- “Meh”dia Day
- In the category of “Kick Assery”, the Oscar goes to…
- I Have a Dream...
- Ugh!
- Fear and Loathing in Wal-Mart
- U-Haul sucks
- Signs, signs, everywhere signs
- No juice for you!
- Snakes on your motherfucking phone!
- This one time, at band camp!
- Whatever
- A little light reading
- News you probably can't use...
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August
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1 comment:
I tried sending a message to 2 different people's cell phones. 1 came through as a blank voicemail. The other never arrived at all.
Too bad, the messages were pretty funny.
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