Thursday, September 28, 2006

May the Schwartz be with you!

As we learned from the great Yogurt in Spaceballs, it’s all about “merchandising, merchandising, merchandising”. You know; first there was the movie, then the t-shirt, then the flamethrower, and so on.


Now they’re gonna be doing an animated Spaceballs TV show. So, Spaceballs: The Animated Series, I guess.

With as much as they riffed on the original Star Wars trilogy, just imagine what they’ll be able to do with the last 3 crapfests (well ok, Sith was good).

Unfortunately, the series won’t begin until next Fall and will be on G4, which means that means most of the Nerduary inhabitants won’t get to see it. I guess you guys can just probably go ahead and download it off the Interweb or something right before I'm able to see it on TV. So tell me if it's any good in about a year or so.

D

Colonel Sandurz: Sir, don’t you think we’re being a bit too literal?
Dark Helmet: We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it.
[to two white henchmen with a giant comb]
Dark Helmet: Found anything yet?
Henchmen: Nothing sir!
[to two more white henchmen with a giant comb]
Dark Helmet: How bout you?
Henchmen: Not a thing sir!
[to two black henchmen with a giant pick]
Dark Helmet: What about you guys?
Henchmen: Man, we ain't found shit!

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