Duties Include (but not limited to):
Making me laugh, having my back, starting/carrying on conversations, being a drinking buddy, walking/watching the Future Overlord if BDA is not around, and other duties as assigned.
Qualifications:
Must live in Statesboro, be of legal drinking age (in the continental US), have reliable transportation, be a fan of Georgia Southern, have a working knowledge of sports and all things geek/nerd, like and/or have a dog.
Preferred Qualifications:
Shorter than the Big, Dumb American; not a fan of UGA; have a large group of hot, single, female friends; willing to hook the Big, Dumb American up with said hot, single female friends; easily riled up; have a fenced in back yard.
Salary and Benefits:
No salary. Benefits include: palling around with the Big, Dumb American; participating in exciting adventures and potential “Drunken Escapades”; gaining the wisdom of a seasoned reality TV star; possible free booze and food; acquiring valuable sidekicking experience; & other nifty benefits entirely possible.
Status:
Taking applications until position filled.
Email letters of interest; cover letters; resumes; and pictures of hot, single, female friends to: screwbigdumbamerican@yahoo.com to apply.
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5 comments:
Can I be your new sidekick...........heck you know that you are welcome anytime over to the house for dinner, entertainmentm, and beer if available
Well, you have met some of the requirements. And you did pass what could be considered a sidekick test in going to see "Snakes on a Plane" with me.
So let's just say you'll be heavily considered in the process.
He also has hot, single, female friends. Unfortunately, his wife doesn't let him hang out with them.
Send 'em my way then!
Wow. Seems like the interest in being my new sidekick is picking up. Especially after this weekend when the ladies got to see me semi-streak the field Saturday night.
Whomever wins will have some awfully big shoes to fill. Mostly because Turner buys his 3 sizes too big to look more impressive to the ladies.
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