Thursday, September 07, 2006

More news that no one can use

Can you hear me now?
Well I guess that El Salvadorian cell reception isn’t as shitty as it is here. And I wonder if the prisoners kept the setting on “vibrate”…
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San Diego not staying classy
This never would’ve happened to Ron Burgundy.
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'Idol' singer Clay Aiken may serve Bush
He’s probably just biding his time until he can serve Dick. Cheney that is.
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3 senators call for Jerry Lewis honor
Oh. That’s not what I expected. I was hoping they were gonna say the Senators want to be Jerry’s kids too. And since when is it that people other than the French love Jerry Lewis? Glaven!


I um, I got nothing.

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