When you're stuck doing meanial labor all day at work, it seems as though there's only one thing that can make it better: a motorized work cart.
One of those suckers can brighten your day whenever you have to take loads of crap from one place to another, no matter how many times you have to do it. Fresh (cold) air in your face, sunshine-warmed bench seat, wind in your hair, nearly running over stupid pedestrians, generally hauling ass across campus...ahhhh. The day is just ducky.
Until that fucker runs out of gas leaving you with about a quarter of a mile that you have to carry 2 nearly-full coolers so those bratty 8th graders will shut the fuck up, get on the bus and get the Hell out of here.
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Oh No! that's so funny... At least it wasnt 2 miles to go!
That stinks.
At least you burned off some calories. (That's the exercise nut in me.)
It uses more gas if you "nearly" run over them b/c you have to brake and what not. But if you just flat out run them over, the momentum will carry you right over them without using any extra gas. Problem solved.
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